I guess I am both happy and sad.
I am happy because apparently young people in Riverside, California will never witness or experience mortality since they won’t be reading my book, which is great for them.
But I am also sad because I was really hoping I would be able to introduce the idea that human beings die to the children of Riverside, California and thereby crush their dreams of immortality.
LISTEN: “THE ONE I LOVE,” “THE LAST OF ROBIN HOOD” AND “THE CONGRESS” ON SPOILERPIECE THEATRE EPISODE #8!
It’s a goddamn bumper crop of movies on Spoilerpiece Theatre this week. We’ve got “The Last of Robin Hood,” which only Kris has seen, “The Congress,” which Dave and Kris saw (and kind of wish they hadn’t), and Evan saw “The One I Love” and delights in spoiling the hell out of it. In fact, this many be the first case of spoiling in history that got Dave and Kris to reeeeeally want to see a movie. There are also plenty of tangents and some anti-Connecticut sentiments throughout.
Listen: Spoilerpiece Theatre #8
Kris and Evan shower appreciation on Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez’s “Sin City: A Damn to Kill For" while Dave hates it (loudly). There’s also some talk of "If I Stay,” the few things it gets right, and the one billion things it gets wrong. Plus, the guys get into a tangent on Quentin Tarantino (the word “masturbatory” is used more than once).